| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Anonymous | Complete 5 levels using the Anon Mask.
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| Be Afraid of 228 | Complete 5 levels using the 228 Hat.
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| Chronic Gastritis | Eat 50 Shawermas.
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| Coward | Refuse the final battle.
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| Crispy | Roast 50 homeless.
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| Dancing King | Defeat Pavel.
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| Door Hater | Break Down 300 doors.
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| Eviction! | Roast 100 homeless.
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| Good guy | Vasily spared.
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| I raise the country | Defeat Vasily Pavlov.
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| Keep Your Enemies Close | Find the developers’ room.
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| Lead belly | Drink 40 yashkas.
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| Leet | Complete 5 levels using the Kamina Glasses.
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| M n o g o h o d o v o c h k a | Kill 1337 enemies.
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| Made in USSR | Defeat Zulphia.
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| Madness | Kill 300 enemies.
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| Moscow Annihilator | Kill 1000 enemies.
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| Shamil Is At It Again | Kill 100 enemies.
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| Shy Kind | Complete 5 levels using the /b/tard paper bag.
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| The Titan Sweater | Complete a level without dying.
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| Wait, What The Hell Was That? | Complete the game.
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| Welcome to Moscow | First death.
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| Your Momma Jokes | Defeat Volnov.
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