| Achievement | Description
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| CHAIN_SMOKER | Smoke at least 100 cigarettes.
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| Commentary Mode | Play the game in commentary mode, from the opening menu till the end.
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| Dreamcatcher | Listen to all of Lauren's dreams.
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| Floating Head | Find the floating head easter egg.
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| Laugh it Up | Find the game's blooper reel.
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| Medium Well Done | Finish the game at least once.
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| Shivah Call | Make an unusual phone call.
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| Shutterbug | Take all four photographs.
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| Take it on the Chin | Get hit by the saxophone only once.
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| Trying to Cut Down | Smoke less than 15 cigarettes by the end of the game.
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