| Achievement | How to unlock
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| An exploding sucess (22) | Explode the building
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| Builder (15) | Take the builder quest
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| Caravan robba (31) | Rob the caravan
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| Direct hit (26) | Get to jail after entering the police station
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| Forbidden love (24) | Finish the "QT 3.14" quest
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| Generation ABU (26) | Kill anons on the first mission
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| Good times, huh? (16) | Served a term in prison
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| Guard (16) | Take the guard quest
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| Happy New Year! (31) | (no official description)
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| I am a legal alien (16) | Kill cancer on the first mission
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| I hate these people (31) | Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest
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| I love it! (18) | You have finished the note-finding mission
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| Jon Snow (31) | Finish the "Winter is coming" quest
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| Liberator (22) | Rescue the hostage
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| Lookie, who we have here! (22) | Finish the "Fifth Column" quest
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| Loser (20) | You didn't accept the note-finding mission
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| Modern Hero (12) | Kill Cancer on the first mission
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| Paranoia (31) | Finish the "Missing part" quest
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| Point of no return (12) | Pick Cancer Mask
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| Professional (24) | More than 100 killed on arena
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| PROFIT!!! (26) | Get some cash on arena
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| Recruitment (22) | Agree to work on Abu
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| Sharper (31) | Beat anon in cards
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| Shut Up And Take My Money! (26) | Buy a pillow for anon
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| Solid Snake (26) | Get to jail while taking the camera
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| Speechmeister (31) | Get to jail after talking to police
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| Spooky Scary /B/itards (26) | Finish a halloween-quests
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| STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM (19) | Get arrested for spoiling the stand
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| Straight outta Bitardia (18) | Get to jail after showing the video
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| The Right Way (12) | Pick Anon Mask
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| The Shawshank redemption (18) | Break out of prison
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| Victim of the regime (26) | To die, refusing to work on the Abu
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| Wheel of Fortune (31) | Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest
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| You're no /b/rother to me (22) | Kill anons on the first mission
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