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| 8bit Days | Complete LINCspace.
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| A Fishy Tail | Porpoisefully fail Jimmy's scary moment.
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| A Meeting Of Minds | Confront the Council in the Citadel.
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| Brain The Size Of A Planet | Complete the game without using any hints.
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| Classic Threads | Unlock Foster's classic coat.
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| Cleanliness Is Next To Joeyness | Clean everything up, ready for the party.
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| Completionist | Complete the game.
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| Crystal Clear | Read the secret message.
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| Equality For All | Set everyone's Qdos level to infinity.
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| Freedom! | Orana can free the children.
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| Hidden Trouble | Got caught spying.
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| History Lesson | Learn the full story of Joey the Saviour.
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| Hunger Games | Feed Voxel a stolen sandwich.
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| Infiltrator | Enter the main gates.
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| Interview Jeopardy | Complete the Alonso interview.
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| Joey Time | Free Foster.
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| Knockout | Neutralise Jimmy.
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| Lax Safety | Obtain a waiver from Orana.
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| Movie Buff | Discover all five movie posters.
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| Party Party | Earn a party invite.
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| Poetry Slam | Watch a full poetry recital.
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| Rational Or Just Crazy? | Examine all of Graham's conspiracy posters.
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| Reunited With An Old Friend | Liberate Joey from the Museum of New History.
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| Snuffing Out The Light | Destroy everything that Joey created.
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| The Man Behind The Iron Furnace | Enter the secret room behind the fire.
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| The Zen Of Screaming | Set the Kids' Exhibit to speak 'Aggressively'.
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| Time To Get Outta Here | Open the main gates to allow Wendell to leave with the kids.
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| Two Faced | Witness both Songbird's endings.
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| Ultimate Collector | Transfer all the holo-trinkets to your brooch.
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| Wash Pin Bowling | Knock Chipworth over.
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| Water The Plants | Turn the sprinklers on.
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| Your Lessons Are Over | Complete all tutorials.
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