| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Blockbuster | Beat all level unharmed.
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| Candymeat Addict | Collect 100% of all candymeat.
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| Candymeat Fan | Collect 20% of all candymeat.
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| Candymeat Lover | Collect 50% of all candymeat.
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| Chicken Farmer | Kill 50 chicken.
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| Chicken Nugget | Kill 20 chicken.
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| Chicken Slaughter41 | Kill 100 chicken.
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| Entertainer | Impress 200 viewers.
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| Free TV | Beat 5 level unharmed.
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| Hans is impressed! | Impress 1100 viewers.
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| Paid TV | Beat 12 level unharmed.
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| Praise Hans! | Beat Hans.
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| Pro Gamer | Finish the tutorial.
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| Red Nose | Beat Hans' first masterpiece.
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| The show must go on! | Finish the game.
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| They love you | Impress 700 viewers.
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| Unharmed | Reach a checkpoint in one piece.
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| Unstoppable | Beat Hans' second masterpiece.
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| You fool! | Reunite with your friend.
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