| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 'Allo 'Allo | Reach the end of the Boulevard du Burnistoun.
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| ...But You wouldn't Want To Live There | Exit Star Fire.
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| Clipping Error? | Complete the secondary objective.
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| Domina Tricks | Secure Sigma Sector.
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| Don't Mess With Valve | Mess with The Valve.
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| Flex Those Fingers | Complete the Graxian combat training and salute your commanding officer.
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| Is That Wheelie The Boss You Can Do? | Defeat Lanzok and free the captive marines.
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| Killing Spree | Kill 5 opponents in the Arena without dying.
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| Make Them Rue The Day | Reach the end of the Rue de Chambard Rouge.
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| Shall I fetch a cloth? | Bring down the Super Saucer.
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| Short A Bob Or Two | Encounter the Accounts Dept.
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| Tank Busting Makes Me Feel Good | Destroy the Armoured Car.
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| We're not Jammin' | Destroy the Gaian Comms Jammer.
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| We've got a kill screen | Clear the Chilli Comper Maze.
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| Who Guards The Guard Towers | Destroy all three guard towers in Death's Dark Vale.
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| Winners Never (Rage)Quit | Complete Rage-Quit Ractor without the Reactor exploding.
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