| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A King's Ransom | Play Golden Slice in the Highlands Castle.
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| Alive | Play Last Sloth Standing in Cold Wastes.
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| Blue Collar | (Secret)
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| Cap of Legend | (Secret)
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| Casual Casualties | Play 20 complete matches of Sloth Hunt.
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| Challenge Hero | Complete all 30 Challenges on any difficulty level.
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| Challenge King | Complete all 30 Challenges on the hardest, 3-star difficulty level.
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| Champion | Win 30 online matches.
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| Clawed the Surface | Play 15 complete matches (Any Game Mode)
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| Competitve Work Environment | Play Slice Hunt in the Factory.
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| Connected | Play 30 complete online matches.
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| Considerate | (Secret)
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| Contender | Win 10 online matches.
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| Friendly Sloths | Play 20 complete team matches.
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| Golden Sloth King | (Secret)
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| Greedy Claws | Play 20 complete matches of Golden Slice.
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| Greenback's Legacy | (Secret)
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| Harpy Reaper | Kill 666 Demonic Harpy Eagles in Hell.
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| Hat Collector | Collect 20 hats.
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| Hat Lunacy | Collect 400 hats.
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| Hat Obsession | Collect 200 hats.
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| Hats off to You | Access the Haberdashery (Secret)s.
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| Hungry Hungry Slothos | Play Team Slice Hunt in the Land o' Cakes.
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| In the Swing | Play 150 complete matches (Any Game Mode)
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| It's SO Over! | 9001 sloth kills.
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| Keepin' It Warm | (Secret)
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| Mayan Sloth | (Secret)
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| Medeival Times | (Secret)
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| Networker | Play 100 complete online matches.
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| Old Fashioned | (Secret)
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| On Fire! | Get a 6 kill streak.
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| Pizza Party | Play 20 complete matches of Slice Hunt.
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| Pizza War Never Changes | 2025 sloth kills.
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| Pro Rules/Sloth Law | Play 5 Last Sloth Standing matches set to only 1 life against human players.
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| Quarter-Master | Get a 25 kill streak.
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| Richest Hero | (Secret)
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| Sacrificial Sloths | Play Timed Sloth Hunt in Hell.
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| Sloth Reaper | 666 sloth kills.
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| Slow Life | Play 300 complete matches (Any Game Mode)
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| Species In Danger | 50 sloth kills.
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| Stackin' Crowns! | Get a 10 kill streak.
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| Survival of the Slowest | Play 20 complete matches of Last Sloth Standing.
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| Sweet Sixteen! | Get a 16 kill streak.
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| Sweet Sweet Sloth! | (Secret)
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| The Nuclear Option | Play 20 complete matches with the Nuke on.
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| Ultimate Hat Dominance | Collect 800 hats.
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| Up and Coming | (Secret)
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| Wastelands | Play with the Nuke on in the Desert.
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| Welcome, Programs | Play Team Golden Slice in Rad World.
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| Willy, Tell It | (Secret)
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| World Tour | Played a complete match on each map.
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