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| All Around Joe | Be on the winning team in one arena match of every mode.
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| Armed and Dangerous | Collect all the weapons in the Gift Shop by unlocking or trading.
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| Black Marketeer | Get yourself a cool new weapon.
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| Cast Member | Complete the story's opening sequence in any mode.
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| Chicken Toucher | Play with the Behemoth or someone with this achievement in an online game.
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| Consolation Prize | Die enough times and we give you a prize.
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| Coop Star | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in Normal Co-op Story Mode.
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| Crowd Pleaser | Complete all the Encores in any mode.
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| Deadly Performer | Get 100 kills.
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| First Time Trader | Make a trade with someone.
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| Freedom Hero | Free all the prisoners in the Gift Shop by unlocking or trading.
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| Hats Off | Get a letter grade in all eight finales in any mode.
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| Insane Coop Star | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in insane co-op story mode.
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| Insane Solo Star | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in insane solo story mode.
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| Jail Breaker | Free 50 prisoners in the Gift Shop.
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| Melee Master | Successfully use every melee attack move.
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| Nail File Cake | Free a fellow prisoner.
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| Prison Food | Get eaten alive.
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| Seasoned Performer | Complete the first four finales in any mode.
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| Secret Finder | Find a secret level.
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| Secret Hat Hunter | Collect 10 Golden Hats.
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| Social Butterfly | Collect all the prisoners of one head shape.
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| Solo Star | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in Normal Solo Story Mode.
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| Take A Bow | Complete an encore level in Story Mode.
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| The Professional | Be on the winning team in 100 arena matches.
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| Theater Critic | Play and rate 10 user-created levels.
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| Theater Manager | Download and host a game of user-created levels.
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| Traitor | Kill your teammate 50 times.
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| Virtuoso | Get an A++ in 10 levels.
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| Weapons Master | Use each weapon successfully.
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