| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Cartographer | Collect all the map pieces.
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| Castlebard | Beat time trial mode on all Medieval levels.
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| Curiosity... | Satisfy the Battlebard’s curiosity.
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| Cyborg Hunter | Chase the cyborg pirate without dying.
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| Frostybard | Beat time trial mode on all Ice Age levels.
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| Pharaohbard | Beat time trial mode on all Ancient Egypt levels.
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| Prospectorbard | Beat time trial mode on all Gold Rush levels.
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| Scurvybard | Beat time trial mode on all Pirate levels.
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| So relieving... | Find somewhere to pee.
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| Sorcerer Slayer | Defeat the Sorcerer.
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| Technobard | Beat time trial mode on all Present Day levels.
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| Templebard | Beat time trial mode on all Aztec levels.
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| You spoony bard! | You spoony bard!
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