| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Butch Cassidy | "I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
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| City Dweller | You ain't no cowboy, that's for sure.
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| Debauchee | You have a vivacious libido.
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| Good Credit | You won Bad Credit. But did you really win?
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| In The Black | You have the money to pay your debt. You may not die in a dry ditch after all.
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| John Wayne | "Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway."
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| Modern Cowboy | You ain't no boot lickin' city slicker.
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| Pack your bags | I heard Fort Wayne's got an award winning childrens' zoo!
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| Pallid | Sickness is a part of who you are, and you accept that.
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| Pirates of Valencia West | Unknown.
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| Provident | Other people are a liability. "Empathy" is not accounted for on your credit rating.
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| Snuffed Out | Like a tired cigarillo.
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| So Long Ol' Yeller | You let them take your car. You let them take everything.
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| The Independent Variable | Unknown.
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| Total Sucker | You're kind. Too kind for your own good.
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| Valetudinarian | Your healthiness makes others sick.
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