| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Are you still here? | Clear the opening sequence.
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| Did I play video games because I was miserable? | Get Flashlight.
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| How do we arm first? | Get pipewrench.
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| If life were only like this | Clear first stage.
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| It's over. Go home | Clear game.
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| Kids playing with guns | Get pistol.
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| Life moves pretty fast | Clear second stage.
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| Looking for really big gun | Get shotgun.
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| New word for the day | Clear fourth stage.
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| The fourth dimension wall | Collect Dr.Randell newsclips.
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| Welcome to the middle of the game | Clear third stage.
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| You came back there | Clear game.
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