| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Bearly Legal | Kill 100 bears in bear mode.
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| Bomberman | Unlock Pablo.
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| Bowmaster | Unlock Two Feathers.
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| Bragging Rights | Shoot a flaming bear.
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| Bring Out The Big Guns | Unlock Duke.
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| Bye Bye Boon | Finish story mode.
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| Charity Smashathon | Participate in Charity Smashathon.
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| Cold Turkey | Survive a peyote trip.
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| Combo Awareness Day | Participate in Combo Awareness Day.
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| Darwin Award | Headbutt a train.
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| Death Or Glory! | Unlock The 13th.
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| Emancipation Act | Defeat the KKKrusher.
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| Erotic Badger | Earn the rank of Erotic Badger.
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| Extinctioneer | Kill 500 bears in bear mode.
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| Fisticuffs | Punch 100 bandits.
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| Get On Board | Ride the Soul Train.
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| Go West! | Score a Wild Wild combo.
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| Gold Appreciation Day | Participate in Gold Appreciation Day.
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| Grand Bandito Cup | Participate in the Grand Bandito Cup.
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| I Love You, Man | Get quadruple drunk.
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| Legend Of The West | Win the game in No Card Mode.
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| Lustful Coyote | Earn the rank of Lustful Coyote.
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| Mercy killing | Shoot a flaming dog.
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| Murderous Instincts | Kill 100 gunslingers.
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| National Drinkoff Day | Participate in National Drinkoff Day.
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| Philistine | Shoot down a totem pole.
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| Poster Boy | Unlock Billy.
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| Pyrotechnician | Unlock Tao.
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| Sensual Bear | Earn the rank of Sensual Bear.
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| Sexy Eagle | Earn the rank of Sexy Eagle.
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| Showstopper | Unlock Dutch.
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| Sociopath Supreme | Kill 1000 gunslingers.
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| Unauthorized Withdrawal | Rob a bank.
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| Uphold The Law! | Unlock Virgil.
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| Whistle Wetter | Get triple drunk.
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| World Murder Day | Participate in World Murder Day.
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