| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Alibaba | Get 40 Thieves in a single plot.
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| Beefed Up | Have one plot deal 999999+ damage.
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| Cheapskate | Save 999+ gold in a single run.
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| Crossboar | Have a Ballista mount a Boar.
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| Die Hard | Survive until year 99.
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| His Winningness | Win one game.
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| King of the Hill | Get your base to level 9.
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| Like Sardines | Get 99 units in a plot.
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| Ratticus the First | Get a Lab Rat to level 99.
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| Sir Spends-a-Lot | Buy 9 cards in a single run.
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| So You Think You Can Speedrun | Beat the game in under 9 minutes.
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| Tower Defense | Win a run without using troops.
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| True Royalty | Beat the game on King difficulty.
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