| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Agnostic | Have one unit with 9 different Enchantments.
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| Alibaba | Get 40 Thieves in a single plot.
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| Babel | Have one card of each king on your kingdom.
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| Beefed Up | Have one plot deal 999999+ damage.
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| Boared to Death | Have a Boar with over 99999 HP.
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| Cheapskate | Save 999+ gold in a single run.
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| Cold, Cold Heart | Have a unit with 9 stacks of Frost.
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| Crossboar | Have a Ballista mount a Boar.
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| Crownmaxxing | Get a king to level 9.
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| Decked up | Have 9 cards in your hand.
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| Die Hard | Survive until year 99.
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| Double Double Double Dragon | Have 9 Dragon's Dens in your kingdom.
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| Edgelord | Put your base in the front FRONT line.
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| Esoteric | Have one troop with 9 enchantments.
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| Flash Mob | Have 999 mob troops on a single plot.
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| Flush... Kinda | Have five cards of the same king in your hand.
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| For Scraps | Earthwork a Broken Cabulator.
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| Global Warmer | Destroy 9 Forests in a single run. *Protect your local forest in real life.
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| His Winningness | Win one game.
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| Just One More | Re-roll 9 times in a single screen.
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| King of Kings | Beat king difficulty with all kings.
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| King of Nothing Left to Do | Max level all plots in a run.
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| King of Recycling | Throw 9 cards into the pit in a single run.
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| King of the Hill | Get your base to level 9.
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| Kings Without Borders | Unlock every plot in a run.
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| Like Sardines | Get 99 units in a plot.
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| Mass Migration | Use Migration 9 times in a run.
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| Meatgrinder | Have a Mangler destroy a troop plot entirely.
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| Meh, Whatever | Throw all your cards into the pit in year 33.
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| Mountception | Have a Boar ride a Raptor.
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| Nobel Prize | Be in peace with all enemy kings in a single run.
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| One Dollar Short | Get to a Merchant encounter with 29 gold.
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| Piece of Cake | Win the final battle in less than 5 seconds.
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| Ratticus the First | Get a Lab Rat to level 99.
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| Self-Sufficient | Win a run on King difficulty with no perks.
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| Sir Spends-a-Lot | Buy 9 cards in a single run.
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| So You Think You Can Speedrun | Beat the game in under 9 minutes.
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| Spoiled | Pay 999+ gold for one re-roll.
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| Stardew Kingdom | Have 4 farms around one troop.
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| Suburban King | Place 9 copies of the exact same card on 9 different plots.
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| Suicide Squad | Have 99 Bombers in a single plot.
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| The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Enemy | Fight all kings in a single run.
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| The Spire Slays | Have 9 Spires in your kingdom
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| Timerelapse | Travel back in time 3 times in a run.
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| Tower Defense | Win a run without using troops.
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| Toxic Relationship | Declare war and peace with the same king in a run.
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| True Royalty | Beat the game on King difficulty.
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| Wall Street | Have Vaults on all your unlocked plots except for your base.
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| Wonderwall | Have 9 Wallmakers in your kingdom.
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| Your Grindness | Get all the 9 kings to level 9.
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