| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A goat and his boy. | Recruit Clarence.
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| Burn them all. | Defeat every enemy ship type.
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| Captain Hard Core. | Complete game without skipping any battles.
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| Clothing optional. | Recruit Frank.
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| Go plunder your own booty. | Defeat pirate queen.
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| Half way there. | Complete Act 1.
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| I don't like the battles. | Skip 10 Battles
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| I'll sit this one out. | Skip a battle.
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| I've been everywhere. | Visit every solar system.
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| Mary Mary. | Save Mary.
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| Maximize the fun. | Get all power ups for the ship.
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| Pest Controller. | Defeat ant hive.
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| Savior of mankind, destroyer of humans? | Defeat human destroyer.
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| The rat pack. | Recruit Jarvis.
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| Who invited them to the party? | Defeat Llaxon Destroyer.
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| You've got to have a baby. | Recruit Yepp.
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