| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 10 Second Legend | Finish every world with 3 stars.
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| 10 Second Ninja | Finish every world.
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| Biscuit Buddies | Fiddle around with the settings.
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| Block Party | Drop a falling block on an enemy's head.
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| BWAAAAAAAAGH! | Go into the light.
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| Completionist | Unknown.
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| DON'T LOOK AT ME | Toggle off the leaderboards OUT OF SHAME.
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| Double Tap | Press restart before the timer has even begun.
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| FUUUUUUUUUU- | Finish a level with 0.03 or less from your next star rating (or 3 star the entire game).
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| ICE to see you! ..ICE! Ahahaha | Make an icicle fall on an enemy's head.
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| If It Ain't Hurtin', It Ain't Workin' | Die over 50 times.
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| Is It A Game, Though? | Wander around a level for its duration without murdering anything.
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| It Begins | Get your first star rating.
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| Out of Ammo | Unknown.
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| Real Power - Bonus | Finish the fifth world.
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| Real Power - Canyon | Finish the second world.
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| Real Power - Deathcube | Finish the fourth world.
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| Real Power - Forest | Finish the first world.
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| Real Power - Ice | Finish the third world.
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| Real Ultimate Power - Bonus | Finish the fifth world with a 3 star rating.
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| Real Ultimate Power - Canyon | Finish the second world with a 3 star rating.
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| Real Ultimate Power - Deathcube | Finish the fourth world with a 3 star rating.
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| Real Ultimate Power - Forest | Finish the first world with a 3 star rating.
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| Real Ultimate Power - Ice | Finish the third world with a 3 star rating.
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| S***t Just Got Real | Complete the tutorial.
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| Spikes.. Spikes Spikes Spikes Spikes | Shots.. Shots Shots Shots Shots - die on spikes five times in a row.
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| Still Alive | Spend 5 seconds or more without touching the ground.
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| Try and Try Again.. | Restart over 500 times.
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| Two Birds With One Stone | Kill two enemies with one shuriken.
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| Ugh! Let Me Play! | Skip a cutscene.
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