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| A Story about my elevator | Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator.
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| A Story about my goat | I'm sorry about my goat.
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| Alexander Goatstafsson | Win the title bout!
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| An Unnecessary Journey | Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava.
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| Angel Goat | Do no evil.
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| Around the World on 5 Trampolines | Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
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| Better than Warlords of Dredmor | Reach level 101.
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| BFF | Lick a friend.
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| Boat ride | Enjoy your trip.
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| Boulder of Death | Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
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| Builder Goat | Find all the blocks.
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| Butthurt | Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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| Cardio kills your gains | Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
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| Columbian Sugar Lord | Ride the boat while on a sugar rush.
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| Demogoat | Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time.
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| Devil Goat | We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
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| Disgusting | Why did you step in that? Yuck.
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| Dodge This | Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
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| Don't Panic | srsly.
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| Elfstreet Boys | Baa with the choir.
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| ExcaliGoat | Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator.
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| FINALLY | Become the master of the goat tower.
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| Flip-Kick | Kick something in the air while doing a backflip.
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| Goat of the hill | Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
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| Goat Queen | Become the Queen of Goat Ville.
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| GoatBuilt | Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course.
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| Goats 'n' Stuff | Hold your own concert.
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| Goatta catch 'em all! | How do you catch goats?
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| Gravity Goat | Unlock the gravity goat mutator.
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| Hat Simulator | Buy all hats.
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| Here's Johnny! | Wield an axe with your tongue.
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| I can't believe that worked | Do 10 front flips in one trick.
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| I freaking love goats | Find all collectibles on level 2.
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| Involuntary QA | Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
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| Is that a goat? | Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached.
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| Jörgen | Jörgen.
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| Jousting Goat | Unlock the jousting mutator.
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| Ling Ling into battle go | Fight the turtles.
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| LOEK master | Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.
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| Love or Hate? | Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
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| Malleus Maleficarum | Burn them!
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| Mattress Madness | Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
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| Maximum MLG Big Plays | Knock a bucket into a person.
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| Mermaid Goat | Unlock the mermaid mutator.
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| Mile High Club | Lick the Hanging Glider.
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| Music Non Stop | Jump on the launchpad.
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| Neckbeard | Smell and look like one.
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| Not again... | Get deviously trapped again.
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| Old Goat | OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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| One Ball | Ride a bike for 60 sec.
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| One man, two shots and a religion | Inflate that guy's knee.
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| Pedestrian | Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue.
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| Powerhoof SMASH | Kick a person into a car.
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| Rymdskepp i Rymden | Travel to space!
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| Sallskapsresan | Visit all zones on the MMO level.
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| Stand by for Goatfall | Finish all wallrun quest.
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| Steal the show | Do a card trick at the magician.
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| SteamWorld Goat | Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
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| Steve's Quest | Give Steve Works the apples.
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| The Flapmaster | Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
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| The Icelandic Experience | It never erupts when you want it to.
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| The Mage's Favourite | Burn people from afar.
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| The Savage | Paint with all the colors of the wind.
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| Tony Goat | Finish all manual quests.
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| Try Hard | Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
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| Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? | Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
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| Valkyrie | Go on the catapult with a rider on your back.
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| Vegas, baby | Hit the Jackpot.
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| Voluntary QA | Trash the server room.
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| What is its purpose? | Trash the Goathenge.
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| Wheel Goat | Unlock the wheel of time mutator.
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