| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 10 Free Lives | Gain 10 Extra Lives.
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| 100 Free Lives | Gain 100 Extra Lives.
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| Bread Slicer | Kill 25 Regular Enemies.
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| Bully for Bullies | Kill 5 Minibosses.
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| Burnt Toast | Kill 25 Exploding Enemies.
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| Cineri Gloria Sera Venit | Die 100 Times.
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| Crumb Catcher | Kill 100 Minis.
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| Dairy Farm for Sale | Kill 5,000 Enemies.
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| F+ | Get 10,000 'F' Grades.
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| Free Life | Gain an Extra Life.
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| Giant Slayer | Kill 10 Minibosses.
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| h8ted | The Gingerbread Zombies Hate You.
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| Half Sandwich | Kill 25 Torso Enemies.
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| Head of the Class | Get 10,000 'A' Grades.
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| Human Wave | Die 50 Times.
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| Iron Man | Last 45 Minutes in Survival Mode.
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| Is This Your Homework | Get 5,000 'A' Grades.
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| It's Not a Sport If You | Get 1,000 'A' Grades.
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| Journalist | You Typed 75 Correct Letters In a Row.
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| Kill the Brain and You Kill | Kill 10,000 Enemies.
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| Learning Curve | Miss 250 Letters.
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| Loaf Cutter | Kill 25 Armored Enemies.
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| Marathon | Kill 25 Speedy Enemies.
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| Mega Bread Slicer | Kill 500 Regular Enemies.
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| Mega Burnt Toast | Kill 500 Exploding Enemies.
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| Mega Crumb Catcher | Kill 1000 Minis.
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| Mega Half Sandwich | Kill 500 Torso Enemies.
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| Mega Loaf Cutter | Kill 500 Armored Enemies.
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| Mega Marathon | Kill 500 Speedy Enemies.
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| Minuteman | Last 60 Seconds in Survival Mode.
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| Newbie Freshman | Get 100 'A' Grades.
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| Nobody steps on a church | Kill a Boss.
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| Not for the Faint of Heart | Beat a Level on Hard Difficulty.
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| Purfikt Cpellingz | Miss 1,000 Letters.
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| Secretary | You Typed 50 Correct Letters In a Row.
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| Shadow of the Kolache | Kill 10 Bosses.
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| Stenographer | You Typed 150 Correct Letters In a Row.
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| Strong men also cry | Get 5,000 'F' Grades.
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| Student | You Typed 25 Correct Letters In a Row.
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| Sugar Free Diet | Beat the Game in Story Mode.
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| Sugar High | Reach 1,000,000 Points.
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| Super Bread Slicer | Kill 100 Regular Enemies.
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| Super Burnt Toast | Kill 100 Exploding Enemies.
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| Super Crumb Catcher | Kill 500 Minis.
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| Super Half Sandwich | Kill 100 Torso Enemies.
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| Super Loaf Cutter | Kill 100 Armored Enemies.
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| Super Marathon | Kill 100 Speedy Enemies.
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| Survivor | Survive After Taking Massive Damage.
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| The Bigger They Are... | Kill a Miniboss.
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| The Cookie Crumbles | You Beat the First Level.
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| Time to Bleed | Die 10 Times.
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| Triathlete | Last 15 Minutes in Survival Mode.
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| Typing? I used to study | Get 1,000 'F' Grades.
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| Wave of the Future | Defeat the Credits.
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| Whoops | Get 100 'F' Grades.
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| You Can't Ditch Your First | Miss 100 Letters.
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| You Shall Not Pass | Kill 5 Bosses.
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