| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Heavy-Duty Win | Beat the Armored MomCrop Drone. | 2000
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| A Lot of Wheel | Spin the Wheel of Robots many, many times. | 500
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| A Victory Over Neutrality | Beat the Defense Desk. | 1000
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| Binge Watching | Rewatch a comic from the story overview menu. | 500
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| Bye Bye, Drone Spy | Beat the Spy Drone. | 500
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| Calculon's Inferno | Complete all levels in Robot Hell with three stars. | 2500
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| Clamps Got Clamped! | Beat Clamps. | 1500
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| DOOPed Again | Complete all levels in DOOP with three stars. | 1000
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| Destination: Moon | Complete all levels on the Moon with three stars. | 500
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| Faulty Faculty | Complete all levels in Mars University with three stars. | 3500
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| Fear and Loathing in Mars Vegas | Complete all levels in Mars Vegas with three stars. | 1500
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| Get Thee Behind Me | Beat Robot Devil. | 2500
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| Hardy and Ramanujan | Play 1729 rounds. | 500
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| New New Job | Complete all levels in New New York with three stars. | 500
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| Party Like It's 1999 | Play 1999 rounds. | 500
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| Prince of Persei | Complete all levels in Omicron Persei 8 with three stars. | 4500
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| Rock, Paperwork, Scissors | Complete all levels in Central Bureaucracy with three stars. | 3000
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| Set Phasers to Zapp | Beat Zapp Brannigan. | 500
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| Slush Fund | Buy some money, and give a little bit more to President Nixon's re-election fund. | 500
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| Spin The Wheel | Spin the Wheel of Robots. | 500
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| Squid Pro Quo | Complete all levels in Decapod 10 with three stars. | 4000
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| THIS Is An Approval Knife! | Beat Roberto. | 3000
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| Take THAT, Seniority! | Beat Wernstrom. | 3500
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| The Invasion That Wasn't | Beat Lrrr. | 4000
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| The Magical Elf | Nothing is impossible - not even losing level 2. | 500
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| Therapy Session | You've had a session with Dr. Perceptron. Don't you feel better now? | 500
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| True Warmongering Love | Beat Ndnd. | 4500
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| Viva La Sewer | Complete all levels in the Mutant Sewers with three stars. | 2000
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| Wheel Watcher | Spin the Wheel of Robots a few times. | 500
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