| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Boomer! | Get five kills using a rocket launcher! | 25
|
| Briny's Boatyard | 100% Briny's Boatyard. | 50
|
| Campaign | 100% the entire campaign. | 150
|
| Canyon Cartel | 100% Canyon Cartel. | 50
|
| Capitalist | Accumulate $100,000. | 75
|
| Cleanup! | Get ten kills in one round! | 25
|
| Completionist | Complete every achievement. | 150
|
| High Tide Hotel | 100% High Tides Hotel. | 50
|
| One Million Point Club | Score 1,000,000 points in one round. | 75
|
| Park Creator | Make your first park. | 25
|
| Polar Petroleum | 100% Polar Patroleum. | 50
|
| Quad City | 100% Quad City. | 50
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| Roided Up | Max out the stats of any character. | 100
|
| Shopper | Buy your first item. | 25
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| Trickster | Land a combo of at least 999,999 points. | 100
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