| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| (I Just) Died In Your Arms | Die in Mia's arms. | 20
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| (Not Your) Happy Ending | Have the cultists reunite against you. | 15
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| Amour Fou | Kiss Mia. | 15
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| An Offer You Can't Refuse | Have Vinny make you an offer. | 10
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| Back To Work | Get ready for your next workday. | 15
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| Back then... | Have Vinny talk about how Mia joined the Cult. | 10
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| Broken Skull | Get suplexed. | 10
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| Bye-Bye | Return home with Vinny, then tell her to leave. | 10
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| Call me | Get a phone number. | 15
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| Capitalism, ho! | Find the political joke. | 10
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| Clever Girl | Stand completely still. | 15
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| Coffee Time | Offer Mia some coffee. | 15
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| Cold War | Have someone give away the time period during which the story takes place. | 15
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| Cult Life | Join the cult. | 20
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| Date Mia | That was weird. | 15
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| Dead End | Block the attack. | 15
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| Deprogramm | Get Vinny to doubt the cult's legitimacy. | 15
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| Depth of a Saleman | Reflect on your day. | 20
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| Dinner For Two | Cook homemade stew for dinner. | 20
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| Disturbing Realization | Have Vinny realize that something is very wrong. | 15
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| Drop The Cat | Drop Mia. | 15
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| Escape Together | Escape with Vinny and make it to your apartment. | 20
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| Famous Last Words | What are you going to do? Stab me? | 20
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| Feline fine | Discuss which animal Mia is. | 10
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| Fight Club | Fight Mia in the basement and land a hit on her. | 15
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| First Sale | Sell a vacuum. | 20
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| Flirt | Flirt with Vinny. | 15
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| Gagged | Get gagged by Vinny. | 10
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| Gimme Money | Ask Vinny to bribe you. | 10
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| Good Boy | Be called a good boy. | 15
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| Got The Tiger By The Tail | Grab Mia's tail. | 15
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| Greatly exagerated | Die, but get better. | 20
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| Heart | Form a heart with your hands. | 20
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| Home Alone | Be alone in your home. | 20
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| Houdini | Dislocate your shoulder. | 10
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| Housing A Zombie | Get Vinny to live with you. | 20
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| How do you do fellow cultists? | Pretend to be a cultist. | 10
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| I can work with this | I can change her! | 15
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| Knock On Wood | Knock on the front door. | 10
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| Masochist | Request that the ritual is made particularly painful. | 10
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| Meanie | Insult Vinny and get away with it. | 10
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| Munnie | Earn $100. | 15
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| My job here is done | Have Mia enter your apartment and then have her leave, without receiving any additional context. | 10
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| My life as a vacuum salesman who never sells | Clutch failure from the jaws of success. | 10
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| Not Sacrificed (But Still Dead) | Convince the cultists not to sacrifice you, but die anyways. | 15
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| Oh Behave | Claim to be a double agent. | 10
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| Philosophy Club | Discuss Utilitarianism or Kantian philosophy with Vinny. | 10
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| Pocket Sand! | Throw something unexpected. | 10
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| Polite | Close the door to the house. | 15
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| Recontextualize | Realize that the other endings weren't as they seemed. | 15
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| Refusal Of The Call | Refuse to engage with your client. | 15
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| Sacrifice For Sale | Enter a mutually beneficial deal. | 20
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| Sacrifice In Training | Delay the sacrifice until "later". | 20
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| Sacrificed | Get sacrificed. | 20
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| Sacrifice | Choose to be sacrificed. | 20
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| Saleswoman | Convince Vinny to get a job. | 20
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| Stabbed In The Back | Get backstabbed. | 10
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| Stealth 100 | Sneak out of the basement. | 10
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| Stinger For Two | Stingers over dinner. | 15
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| Successful Con Artist | Lie to Vinny at the front door and get away with it. | 10
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| Sweet Dreams | Sleep soundly. | 10
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| The Greater Good | Truly get to know Vinny's motives. | 10
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| The Secret of Sacrifice Island | Get the reference. | 15
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| This Is Fine | Just trust that Vinny will get you out of there. | 10
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| Tragic Backstory | Listen to Mia's tragic backstory. | 10
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| W Rizz | Kiss Mia, and live. | 15
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| What a nice Birdhouse | Tell Vinny that you really liked her birdhouse without lying. | 15
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| Worth It!(?) | Was it worth dying for? | 20
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| Zombie Of Theseus | Get *really* close to Vinny. | 20
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