| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Arcade Master | Beat the top Flap.exe highscore. | 58
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| As Cold as Ice | Complete Chapter 03. | 58
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| Disgusting Swine | Defeat Slaw, once and for all. | 58
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| Don't Give Up Your Day Job | Listen to Cap's joke. | 58
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| Full House | Complete the game with both Cap and Zakk saved. | 58
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| Into the Fire | Complete Chapter 02. | 58
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| It Smells Funny in There | Complete Chapter 04. | 58
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| It Was You All Along! | Kill the hidden boss. | 58
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| Just a normal day | Head out to work. | 58
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| Making Friends | Pet Zakk (the dog) in the alleyway on the way to work. | 58
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| Man Down | Kill Cap in the incinerator. | 58
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| Movie Buff | Listen to all of the customer's movie facts. | 58
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| News Just In | Complete Chapter 01. | 58
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| No Man Left Behind | Save Cap from the incinerator. | 58
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| Out of the Frying Pan | Complete the first chase sequence. | 58
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| Rewind or Die | Complete Rewind or Die. | 72
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| The Goodest Boy | Save Zakk. | 58
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