| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| A Chef Doesn't Mince Words | Trigger a hidden message in the password menu. | 50
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| A Clean Chef's Uniform | Complete a level without killing any monsters. | 50
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| Al Dente | Get a perfect kill count in any level. | 50
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| An Elevated Palate | Acquire the Jetpack. | 50
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| Chef's Kiss | Solve the puzzle. | 50
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| Everything But The Kitchen Sink | Acquire all weapons. | 100
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| Fully Stocked | Acquire all ammo and health upgrades. | 100
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| Ham it up | Acquire an health upgrade. | 50
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| It's Got A Kick | Acquire an ammo upgrade. | 50
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| Love Me... Tender | Find Elvis. | 50
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| Marco Pierre White's Love Child | Complete the game on very hard difficulty. | 100
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| Relish This Moment Chef | Complete the game on any difficulty. | 50
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| Roll with it | Complete The Spiral. | 50
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| Speedrunner | Complete the game on any difficulty under 20 minutes in a single playthrough. | 100
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| You Know How To Dish It Out | Complete the game on hard difficulty. | 100
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