| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Armored Gore | Defeat the Mech. | 50
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| BONK! | Defeat a Heavy Soldier using only the stun baton. | 20
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| Baller | Get the basketball in the hoop. | 50
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| Bedtime Story | Complete the game on Easy or higher. | 20
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| Bullseye | Hit dartboard right in the center 3 times in a row. | 50
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| Claw Through | Get a prize from the claw machine. | 50
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| Express Ticket | Get off the train in 10 minutes or less. | 50
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| Eye In The Sky | Destroy a helicopter. | 20
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| Heavy Lover | Consume the whole ammo capacity of a heavy weapon. | 20
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| Heskel, who? | Complete the game. | 50
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| Lock and Load | Picked up all weapons. | 50
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| Mess With The Best... | Defeat the Colonel. | 50
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| Morning Stretch | Complete the game on Hard. | 100
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| Never again | Defuse the Demon Core Bomb. | 50
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| New PR | Kill a Grunt with a Barbell. | 20
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| Open your mind | Defeat the Psychic Giant. | 50
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| STRIKE! | Get a strike in the Chicago Mall bowling lanes. | 50
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| Safer Than A Screwdriver | Retrieve the Demon Core. | 20
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| Super Racer | Get 1000 points in the Super Racer 4 arcade game. | 50
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| Tin can trash | Defeat the Los Alamos Defender. | 50
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| Turbo Killer | Beat the Turbo Killer arcade game. | 50
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| What a time to be alive | Complete the game on Normal or higher. | 30
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| What did I sign up for? | Begin a game on the hardest difficulty. | 50
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