| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| ANIME 2 WATCH | ???? | 5
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| Aha! | Thats how I can get max score on level 2! | 10
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| Blood Runner | Finish all the levels as Jeb The Scientist. | 100
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| CAREER ADVICE | Thanks I guess? | 5
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| Can I Pet the Dog? | Pet the chill boy. | 5
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| Drone 0 | Unlock Drone 0 character. | 5
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| Episode 0? | Wait there were episode 0? | 5
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| Family Boi | Find out that he had a family... | 5
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| Glaughzoonja | YO. | 5
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| Golden Fre... Buddy | Unlock the Golden Buddy character. | 100
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| HOTLINE | Finish all the levels as Super Bandage Boy. | 125
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| Hardcococococore | Finish all levels on HARDCORE difficulty. | 5
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| Jeb The Scientist | Unlock Jeb The Scientist character. | 100
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| Lost Soul | Unlock the Lost Soul character. | 5
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| MOLLY | Holy. | 5
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| Otherworlder | I am you but from future... | 100
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| P33 RANK | Get your first PERFECT rank on any level. | 50
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| Peaceful solution | Peace was an option... | 5
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| Smiling friend | ...? | 5
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| Super Bandage Boy | Unlock the Super Bandage Boy character. | 75
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| THE END | Finish the game once. | 50
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| Thats Just a Theory | Find ALL lore! | 100
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| ULTIMATE P33ING | Get PERFECT rank on EVERY level. | 120
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| World War Paper | Watch the credits cinematic until the end. | 5
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| YES THIS IS MADNESS | Hello mr krinkels. | 5
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