| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| ...To Heroes | Complete Episode 5. | 100
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| And Still Champion... | Win every Vaultlanders battle. | 100
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| Bring Back the Butt! | Summon the Sexy Intern. | 5
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| Don't Get Cocky | Win a Vaultlanders battle. | 15
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| Each Sold Separately | Obtain a Vaultlander figure. | 10
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| From Zeroes... | Complete Episode 1. | 100
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| Hey, Thanks! | Watch the credits after finishing the game. | 5
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| Mas, Por Favor | Wish for more tacos. | 20
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| Murderous Mascot Mayhem | Win a Vaultlanders battle using the Claptrap figure. | 10
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| New Business | Finish the game with a good skateboard rating. | 25
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| Not Dolls. Action Figures! | Collect every Vaultlander figure. | 25
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| Okay, Vain Much? | Obtain every cosmetic. | 100
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| Our Lucky Winner | Complete Episode 3. | 100
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| Shard Snatchers | Complete Episode 2. | 100
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| Super Trusting Friend! | Perform every background check. | 20
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| Tale in the Toilet | Reach a Tale Over for the first time. | 5
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| The Shardmenstration | Complete Episode 4. | 100
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| Those Were the Days... | Win the retro battle. | 5
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| Totally Intentional | Fail an action for the first time. | 5
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| We're In | Complete a hack. | 10
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| Who Needs Keys? | Perform a Super Science Slap. | 10
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| You Got the Goods, Kid | Nail a perfect, sexy dance. | 10
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| You Played This Before? | View every ending. | 100
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| You Poor Now! | Spend the money from Sink or Swim. | 5
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| You Rich Now! | Get the money from Sink or Swim. | 5
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| You're Not Naked | Obtain a cosmetic item. | 10
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