| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Curious Mind | Listen to every raccoon fart sound effect. | 10
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| A Little of Everything | Play as every Morsel. | 20
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| A Morb in Time... | Unlock the full set of Morbs. | 30
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| All Hail the Cosmic Mouse | Defeat the Cosmic Cat. | 30
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| Baron Wasteland | Defeat Baron Pink. | 20
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| Don't Go Changing | Beat the game with only your starting Morsel. | 100
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| Eat the Rich | Ingest a Baron. | 30
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| Escargot | Cook a snail. | 10
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| Favouritism | Have three of the same Morsel at once. | 30
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| Feed the Bird | Lose 663 Cheese to the Heron. | 30
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| Floral Fixation | Hold twenty Daisies at once. | 30
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| Frogeddaboudit | Acquire the Frog Crown. | 30
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| Graphics Card Melter | Get 2183 points in Bloody Muridae. | 30
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| How Are They Breathing? | Go to the Moon. | 10
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| Just Throwing It Out There | Earn a star for every Weapon in the Guidebook. | 30
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| Kids These Daisies | Shoot twenty daisies in a single run. | 10
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| Litter Picker Upper | Break 9999 litter, all time. | 10
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| Mmm... Smells Good! | Go to the Inside. | 10
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| OK, Starting From Now... | Try another run after losing once. | 10
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| Once Bitten, Twice Die | Outlive the Adder. | 20
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| Practice Makes Perfect | Smash all four Barons' vehicles in one run. | 80
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| Queso Serious | Go to the Cheese Dream. | 30
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| Run, Chicken! | Go to Soft City. | 10
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| Say Hello to My Little Friend | Visit Pippa. | 80
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| Still Only Counts as One | Score a Megasnail goal. | 30
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| They're Not Dolls! | Get a perfect score in every Challenge Room. | 30
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| This Little Piggy | Rescue all of the Toenuns. | 80
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| This is the Real Game | Get 6363 points in Squeak Gnaw Evil. | 30
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| Trap Mouse | Kill enemies with eight different traps in one run. | 20
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| What's Through Here? | Go to the Lab. | 10
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| You Might Be Good at This Game | Defeat the Cosmic Cat in 25 minutes. | 80
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| You're Doing Just Fine | Get five ailments on a single Morsel. | 20
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