| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
|
|---|
| Buy a Hat | Gotta make Liam look their best. | 15
|
| Died 10 Times | It's getting hard. | 30
|
| Died 50 Times | You're getting good at dying. | 90
|
| Entered a Dark World | You jumped into a scary looking portal without remorse. | 30
|
| Exploring Machine | Beat the game in Free Roam mode. | 90
|
| Find the Peeled Xoobotl | That must hurt. | 90
|
| First Blood | First of many. | 10
|
| First Hit | Obtained your first lootbox. | 10
|
| Found Xoob's Bridge | What a wonderful name for a bridge. | 30
|
| Found a Checkpoint | Now you can die in peace. | 10
|
| Found the Shady Cave | I heard that this is where all those sketchy dudes hang out. | 30
|
| Found the Very Shady Cave | I heard that this is where all those very sketchy dudes hang out. | 30
|
| Get a Juice Syringe | This is definitely safe to use. | 15
|
| Get the Diamond Lootbox | Congratulations, you beat the game! | 90
|
| Got 50% of all Lootboxes | At least in this game they're free. | 30
|
| Got Rocked | A queen fan just burst into song. | 10
|
| Got a Coin | You are now the proud owner of a generic collectible. | 10
|
| Made it to the Cima | Too bad balls can't put on jackets. | 30
|
| Made it to the Garden | Looks like a fever dream. | 30
|
| Made it to the Mountain Base | The center of the world (not really). | 30
|
| Made it to the Ruins | These look awfully nice for being abandoned. | 30
|
| Made it to the Shadow Lair | Now these dudes are the sketchiest. | 30
|
| Made it to the Unnamed Ravine | It's unnamed because someone was forgetful. | 30
|
| Obtained the Gem Dash | Go climb a mountain! | 30
|
| Read a Sign | You just proved you're literate. | 10
|
| Seen All Cutscenes | What an emotional story. | 90
|
| Shot in the Face | You got Liam shot in the face (not that they have any other body part). | 10
|
| Sketchy Sighting | Saw a sketchy dude for the first time. | 30
|
| Talk to the Egg | Egg. | 30
|