| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| ...of Agility | Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs. | 10
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| ...of Animosity | Insult 10 Elders. | 30
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| ...of Audacity | Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline. | 30
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| ...of Brewery | Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible. | 30
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| ...of Celebrity | Listen to yourself on the radio. | 20
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| ...of Connectivety | Open a network of portals between every realm. | 10
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| ...of Courtesy | Don't be rude. | 50
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| ...of Craftability | Learn how to combine items. | 50
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| ...of Discontinuity | Make Gerardiel shut up. | 10
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| ...of Efficiency | Finish the game by rewinding thirty times or less. | 50
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| ...of Fully Upgradability | Get all watch upgrades. | 50
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| ...of Generousity | Give Satan a gift. | 30
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| ...of Heroity | Save heaven. | 50
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| ...of Holiness | Meet every Holy Spirit. | 30
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| ...of Hostility | Insult All Elders. | 50
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| ...of Humanity | Visit Earth. | 10
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| ...of Humility | Listen patiently. | 50
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| ...of Inquiry | Read every book. | 20
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| ...of Melody | Listen to every song. | 20
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| ...of Mockery | Insult one Elder. | 10
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| ...of Modularity | Install the wardrobe module. | 10
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| ...of Mortality | Die in five different ways. | 50
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| ...of Mythology | Visit Helheim. | 10
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| ...of Omnisciency | Freak out Puriel. | 10
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| ...of Paradoxicality | Give Brokk a nosebleed. | 10
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| ...of Philantrophy | Help Mike Cobbles. | 10
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| ...of Purgatory | Visit Hell. | 10
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| ...of Rudity | Be rude. | 50
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| ...of Salary | Pay for services rendered. | 50
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| ...of Sensibility | Watch every divine memory. | 20
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| ...of Sentimentality | Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer. | 10
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| ...of Snackery | Have a cookie. | 10
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| ...of Theory | Learn everything. | 30
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| ...of Upgradability | Get a watch upgrade. | 10
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| ...of Vanity | Fill out your wardrobe. | 50
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| ...of Verbosity | Call everyone. | 30
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| ...of Wackamoleity | Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel. | 20
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