| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 4d3d3d3 Engaged | Defeat Hackerman. | 50
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| A Game by Mopeful Games | Read the credits. | 10
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| A Huge Boss | Defeat Hugo Bauss. | 50
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| BULL'S EYE! | Find the sniper secret. | 20
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| Butting heads | Stun a Sagging Pants Enemy with a weapon. | 30
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| Challenge Accepted | Complete all challenges. | 40
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| Congratulations on Your Promotion! | Open the game for the first time. | 10
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| D.R.I.P. Mode Activated | Collect every piece of swag during a mission. | 20
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| Dominating! | Stun enemies 250 times with the Belt of Justice. | 80
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| Drink and Thrive | Find a mocktail on the ground and drink it. | 10
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| Drive to Succeed | Get first place on the driving range scoreboard. | 40
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| Everything Turned out Well in the End | Defeat Turn Coat. | 100
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| Funk NFTs | Decline a business deal with the Belt of Justice. | 30
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| Gotta Catch 'Em All! | Find all the secret posters. | 50
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| Hole in One | Put the ball in the hole. | 20
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| Justice Has Been Served | Stun enemies hundred times with the Belt of Justice. | 60
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| L'Art | Visit the Cheesus is Bling merch exhibit. | 30
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| Potayto, Potahto | Transform a Karen into a fashionista with the Tailormade, and another with the Belt of Justice. | 30
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| Seasoned Slapper | Fab Slap 50 enemies. | 60
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| Slap Some Fashion Sense Into Them | Fab Slap 25 enemies. | 30
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| Tens Tens Tens Across The Board | Fully complete all missions and challenges. | 60
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| Toilet Is You | Solve the only puzzle in the game. | 40
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| Top Rated | Finish both sniper encounters while maximum Live rating. | 50
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| Where The Fog Rises | Meet with the mysterious stranger for the first time. | 20
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| You're a Winner Baby! | Complete all of the story missions. | 60
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