| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 11010101001 | Score 25 kills with a Robot. | 40
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| Axe Murderer | Score 25 kills with the Combat Axe. | 20
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| Barricade Builder | Deploy fifteen Barricades. | 20
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| Bazooka Bachelor | Kill three targets in one shot with the Quadraboom. | 20
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| Bazooka God | Kill ten targets in one shot with the Quadraboom. | 60
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| Bazooka Master | Kill six targets in one shot with the Quadraboom. | 40
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| Boom Bachelor | Score five kills using explosives. | 20
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| Combat Medic | Heal others for a total of thousand Hitpoints. | 60
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| Compute THIS | Kill a robot with a headshot. | 60
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| Convict | Score 25 kills with the Shiv. | 20
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| Crotch Destroyer | Critically gib someone's crotch ten times. | 40
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| DOGtor | Heal others for a total of 500 Hitpoints with dogs. | 60
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| Doomsday Plumber | Score 25 kills with the Plunger. | 20
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| EOD Specialist | Successfully disarm ten hostile traps of any kind. | 20
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| Face Randomizer | Score 25 kills with headshots. | 40
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| King of the Kick | Perform 25 successful kicks. | 40
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| Knee Krusher | Break someone's leg 25 times. | 40
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| Lord Exploder | Score 25 kills using explosives. | 40
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| Master Killer | Score hundred kills. | 60
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| Novice Killer | Score ten kills. | 20
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| Plunger Sensei | Score fifty kills with the Plunger. | 40
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| Pyromaniac | Score 25 kills with fire. | 60
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| Ranged Plunger | Score 25 kills using Plungers as bow ammunition. | 40
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| Roadkiller | Kill five enemies by driving them over with a car. | 20
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| Seasoned Killer | Score fifty kills. | 40
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| Smartypants | Complete the tutorial. | 20
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| Stomper | Die five times from stepping on a mine. | 20
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| Turret Master | Deploy fifteen Turrets. | 20
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