| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
|
|---|
| Absolutely Eclectic | Collect all 76 mods. | 76
|
| Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass | Story achievement. | 18
|
| Chuckridge Battleloser | Beat the third legend. | 36
|
| Completely Unhinged | Kick all 81 doors. | 81
|
| Concert Chaos | Story achievement. | 36
|
| Exorcism Extravaganza | Beat the fourth legend. | 48
|
| Extremely Battled Jacket | Collect all 30 patches. | 30
|
| Followed a Dream Then Slapped It About a Bit | Beat the sixth legend. | 99
|
| Fully Stocked | Collect all 25 stock expansions. | 25
|
| Hype is for Chumps | Collect all 37 beats. | 37
|
| Is That REALLY How It Went? | Talk about your hot date. | 1
|
| Maximum Megachampion | REALLY beat the game. | 182
|
| Nice One | Beat the game. | 50
|
| No Shrubs | Beat the first legend. | 12
|
| Premium Passengers | Story achievement. | 24
|
| Professional Consumer | Collect all 21 merch. | 21
|
| Prove Your Strength | Story achievement. | 6
|
| Relentless Helper-Outer | Complete all 20 gigs. | 20
|
| Sage Advice | Story achievement. | 42
|
| Scratchin' Fancy | Fully upgrade all 30 upgradeable beats. | 30
|
| Shampoo and Conditioner | Story achievement. | 12
|
| The Diva Dance | Beat the second legend. | 24
|
| Turn up the Brass | Story achievement. | 30
|
| Work No Longer in Progress | Beat the fifth legend. | 60
|