| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| The Best Friend Shuffle | Have an awkward phone call. | 50
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| The Big Cornucopia | Do something fruitful. | 10
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| The Collector's Gambit | Help a strange man find strange things. | 5
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| The Dusty Toss | Be escorted off ... something. | 15
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| The Film Buff | Look for the tapes. | 15
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| The First Timer | Steal your first wallet. | 1
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| The Fraudster | Impress an ID fraud. | 10
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| The Heatstroke Hallucination | Find a warm, hellish place. | 15
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| The Huxtor's Finest | Arouse suspicion in a noisy place. | 15
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| The Joker | Help a joker. | 20
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| The Last Minute Birthday Party | Make someone feel special. | 10
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| The Legitimate Hustle | Get a real job. | 15
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| The Lover | Help a lovelorn penpal. | 20
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| The Old Switcheroo | Perform the old switcheroo. | 100
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| The Periwinkle Takeover | Witness the future of fashion. | 20
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| The Protectionist | Win over a chatty guy. | 10
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| The Smoker | Help a smoker. | 20
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| The Squeaky Stranger | Cheese? | 20
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| The Tape Never Lies | Leave an awkward voicemail. | 5
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| The Truth | Tell your mom the truth. | 5
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| The Watcher | Get something for a watchful salesman. | 10
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| The Whole Truth | Call your mom every chance you get. | 99
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