| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Banjo Boris | Play the Banjo In the Safehouse. | 10
|
| Butcher Butcher | Defeat 25 Butcher Gang. | 20
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| First Day | Complete your First Level. | 10
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| Forgotten Days | Unlock the Gent Laboratory. | 50
|
| Fuse Collector | Score 25 Points in Fuseball. | 75
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| Fuzzy Friends | Collect All Plush in the Safehouse. | 75
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| Golden Record | Collect all the Safehouse Tunes. | 20
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| Hide and Creep | Complete the Game in the Tunnels. | 50
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| Light and Dark | Escape the Monster of the Abyss. | 75
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| Mister Astaire | Collect all the Safehouse Dance Steps. | 20
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| Paper Chase | Discover the Secret of the Safehouse Scraps. | 20
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| Pest Control | Defeat 50 Ink Widows or Flyers. | 20
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| Repairman | Unlock All Floors. | 75
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| Sad Lies | Escape the Monster of the Lower Levels. | 75
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| Steel Boris | Complete the Main Story on Hard Mode. | 100
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| Survivor | Complete the Main Story. | 80
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| Technical Terror | Defeat your First Boss. | 50
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| The Believer | Complete the Music Department. | 50
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| The Bertrum Special | Unlock the Arcade. | 50
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| Wolf Forge | Unlock All Weapons. | 75
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