| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Baa | Sleep... after Lothian Manor. | 30
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| Beast | Sleep after defeating the Unformed Beast. | 30
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| Beautiful Bumpslash Ballet | Beat Level 1 Boss Rush on Melos's Trick. Send a pic and we'll induct you into a hall of fame! | 90
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| Boss Rusher | Clear boss rush on Normal or above. | 90
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| Boss Time | Visit the Boss Room. | 30
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| Bugdogs | Sleep after defeating the Bugdog Mass. | 30
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| Bumper-car Boss Rusher | Beat boss rush with Level 1 mode on, on Normal or above. | 90
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| Caitlin | Sleep... after defeating Caitlin. | 30
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| Deranged Boss Rusher | Clear boss rush on Melos's Trick. Good luck! | 90
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| Gamer | Good job! You beat the target game. | 30
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| I Beat Han-Tani's Challenge | WHAAT? Send the devs a pic of your playtime/deaths and we'll induct you into a hall of fame. | 90
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| Inferno | Beat the game on Inferno (or higher). | 90
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| Joan | Reunite with Joan. | 30
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| Melos's Trick | Beat the game on Melos's Trick (or higher). | 90
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| Neph Love | Sleep after clearing the Mines. | 30
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| Return | Return to the title screen after credits. | 90
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| Sleep | Sleep in bed. | 10
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| Wish | Sleep... after experiencing the Wishing Chambers. | 30
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