| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| ??? | You defeated ???. | 75
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| Adventurer | You grew your own Soil Sword! | 25
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| Anarchist | You destroyed every single tax document. | 25
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| Book Worm | You ripped a lame book in half. | 25
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| Computer Wiz | You broke some computer software. | 25
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| Conductor | You defeated the conductor. | 25
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| Contractor | You tore up someone's 1099. | 25
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| Criminal | You got a dirty shovel. | 25
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| Destroyer Of The World | You got nuked, kiddo. | 25
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| Devil | You destroyed a vandalized poster. | 25
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| Doomsdayers | You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet. | 25
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| Draft Dodger | You tore up Matt's draft letter. | 25
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| Dumpster Diver | You ripped up a receipt in the trash. | 25
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| Estate Agent | You destroyed someone else's deed. | 25
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| Fashionista | You found all the hats. | 25
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| Gravedigger | You ripped up a letter to the dead. | 25
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| Hat Wearer | You obtained your first hat. | 25
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| Heartless | You tore up a love letter. | 25
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| Home owner | You ripped up your own deed. | 25
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| Liz | You read and ripped up part of a diary. | 25
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| Most Wanted | You ripped up a wanted poster. | 25
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| Murderer | You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent. | 25
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| News Boy | You ripped up an old newspaper. | 25
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| Passenger | You fainted on the Limitless Line. | 25
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| Petitioner | You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance. | 25
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| Savvy Shopper | You destroyed a receipt for seeds. | 25
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| Simp | You shredded slayQueen32's autograph. | 25
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| Tank | You grew all the heart fruits! | 25
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| Tax Evader | You committed tax evasion! | 25
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| Taxation With Representation | You prevented universal taxation. | 50
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| Teacher | You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak. | 25
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| The Messenger | You ripped up Matt's MIA notice. | 25
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| Turnip Boy | You defeated Corrupt Onion and beat the game. | 25
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| Turnipchino | You ripped up a letter from our dad. | 25
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| Tyrant | You destroyed words written by a tyrant. | 25
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| Waifu | You destroyed a waifu. | 25
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| Winner | You obtained a hunk of gold that makes you feel good. | 25
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