| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 1 easy payment of... | It's been fifteen years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it? | 15
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| 360-No-Brains | Land a jump tackle. | 30
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| Army of Darkness | Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains. | 15
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| Bahhh-Barian | You shouldn't pet the sheep. | 15
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| Bust a Gut | Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air. | 15
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| Car-Daver | Get run over by a vehicle. | 15
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| Cletus Defeatus | Sooey! Feedin' time! | 30
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| Crypt-O-Currency | Eat 2005 brains. | 90
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| DIE WYE DIE! | Mahlzeit. | 30
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| Dawn of the Dead | So many deals! | 15
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| Dirt Cheap | Ten Sod-O-Mobile kills. | 15
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| Does this look infected? | Eh, shake it off. | 15
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| Don't be suspicious!!! | Give Stubbs a hand! | 15
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| Fast Zombies | Beat the game in under two hours. | 90
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| Hands-on parenting | Bon apetit. | 90
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| I make a PP | Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine. | 15
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| It's a real groaner! | 100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible. | 90
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| Meeting with Death | Clear your calendar. | 15
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| Next Time Bring a Map | We know what you did. | 15
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| Obsessive Possessor | Posess each type of enemy once. | 15
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| Plowed Up | Five Tractor Kills. | 15
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| Reap what you sow | Now you're getting the hang of it! | 15
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| Rock and Parole | Do it for the meme! | 15
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| Sausage Fest | Load a jeep up with the squad. | 30
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| Should've hid in a fridge | Get killed by an airstrike. | 30
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| Six Seasons and a Movie | Demand a sequel. | 10
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| Strike! | Ten kills with a single Sputum Head. | 15
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| Stubbs Otaku! | Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help. | 90
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| Tanks for the Memories | Ten Tank kills. | 30
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| That didn't age well | Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial. | 15
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| The First Law of Robotics | Get killed by a robot. | 30
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| The Spleen | Stun ten enemies with your Unholy Flatulence. | 15
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| Un-Re-Animated | You're a zombie that died. | 15
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| Unprotected whoopie! | You look good in those genes. | 15
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| We got a twitcher! | BOOM HEADSHOT. | 15
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