| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Higher Purpose | Unlock 'The Lost Recordings'. | 20
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| A Hundred Men with Eggs to Hide In | Complete Episode 1. | 15
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| A Sort of Fleshy Wonderland | Complete Episode 3. | 15
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| Alive and Happy Living Miles Below Our Feet | Complete Episode 7. | 30
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| An Electrical Cat and a Rather Wet Mouse | Complete Episode 5. | 20
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| Are You Sure I Should Pick This Up? | Find your first Orb in 'The Lost Recordings'. | 20
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| Aside from the Pterodactyls You Mean? | Complete Episode 6. | 30
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| Beef Investigations in Zlatoust | Complete Episode 2. | 15
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| Beyond the Beyond and a Bit Further | Discover the new Epilogue. | 90
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| Do They Need Batteries? | Find 20 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'. | 20
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| Dog Days of Digestion | Complete Episode 3 Wearing the 'Laika' Outfit. | 20
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| Dressed Appropriately, For Once | Complete Episode 5 Wearing the 'Walrus' Outfit. | 30
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| Dressed for Extinction | Complete Episode 7 Wearing the 'Tyrannosaurus' Outfit. | 30
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| I am the Walrus | Unlock the 'Walrus' Outfit. | 20
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| Lookie Laika | Unlock the 'Laika' Outfit. | 20
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| My Life is Complete | Find all of the Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'. | 90
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| No One Needs This Many Orbs | Find 40 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'. | 30
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| O is for Orbsome | Find 30 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'. | 30
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| Onions Saved the World! | Complete Episode 9. | 90
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| Pig Dentistry and the Hand of Destiny | Complete Episode 8. | 90
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| Ready for Anything | Unlock the 'Astronaut' Outfit. | 30
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| Sealed off From my Gaseous Self, Thankfully | Complete Episode 9 Wearing the 'Astronaut' Outfit. | 90
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| Someone Must be Missing These | Find 10 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'. | 20
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| The Hairy Elephants of Omsk | Complete Episode 4. | 15
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| The Ninth Whole | Find all the Orbs in Episode 9. | 90
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| Tyrannosaurus Threads | Unlock the 'Tyrannosaurus' Outfitt. | 30
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