| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Afternoon at Hemo's | Enter the arcade. | 50
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| Almost Unbearable | Solve the teddy bear mystery. | 50
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| Become the Janitor | Reach the bad ending. | 50
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| Blind Attraction | Tease the Entity with flashlight. | 50
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| Broken Cycle | Reach the good ending. | 50
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| Entity = null | Defeat the Entity. | 50
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| Fastest Gamer in the West | Find the guns. | 50
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| Foam Party | Find the extinguisher. | 50
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| Glitchy Any% | Beat the game in under sixty minutes. | 50
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| HIGHSCORE | Reach the maximum score at JANITOR. | 50
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| Janitor.Print(Key); | Receive help from an unexpected source. | 50
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| Let There Be Light | Find the flashlight. | 50
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| Lights Out | Unleash the Entity. | 50
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| Loremaster | Read all notes in the game. | 50
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| P.A.S.S. | Use extinguisher on the Entity. | 50
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| Payday! | Open a coin slot. | 50
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| Solid Janitor | Evade the Entity in the toilet. | 50
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| Source: not found | Defeat the Source. | 50
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| Totally Screwed | Find the screwdriver. | 50
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| Uncovered | Uncover the events of the arcade. | 50
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