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| AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH! (20 points) | Perform 50 suicides.
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| Ace (20 points) | Score 50 points in Spong.
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| Addicted (20 points) | Play four hours of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| Buy New Games Already (50 points) | Play 500 rounds.
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| Catas-Trophy (20 points) | Score 30 own goals in Soccer.
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| Counterstriker (50 points) | Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet.
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| Cross Eyed (20 points) | Play one hour of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| Deepspace Gung Ho (20 points) | Realize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch
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| Fair and Square (50 points) | Score 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch.
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| Full Throttle (20 points) | Score 2000 points in Death Race.
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| Futbolista (20 points) | Score 50 goals in Soccer.
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| Game Set and Match (50 points) | Score 500 points in Spong.
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| Hyperdrive Marathon (50 points) | Travel a cumulative 3000km.
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| Hyperdrive Massacre (50 points) | Score 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch.
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| Hypergladiator (30 points) | Play 50 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| Hyperplayer (20 points) | Play 10 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| In The Fable, The Tortoise Wins (20 points) | Every player keep an average speed below 78 km/h for the round.
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| Joga Bonito (20 points) | Score 100 goals in Soccer.
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| Mile High Club (20 points) | Travel a cumulative 500km.
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| Mirror Mirror (20 points) | Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet.
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| My Pals Come 'Round a Lot (40 points) | Play 100 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| No Joy (20 points) | Perform 10 suicides.
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| Obsessed (50 points) | Play ten hours of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| Selfless (20 points) | Score 5 own goals in Soccer.
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| Slam (20 points) | Score 100 points in Spong.
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| Speed Racer (20 points) | Score 500 points in Death Race
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| Square Eyes (20 points) | Play two hours of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| Starting Small (10 points) | Play one round of Hyperdrive Massacre.
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| Suicidial Tendencies (20 points) | Perform 25 suicides.
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| Super Dynamic Killing Time (20 points) | Every player keep an average speed above 220km/h for the round.
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| The Beautiful Game (50 points) | Score 500 goals in Soccer.
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| Undying (50 points) | Win a match without being killed once.
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| We Can't Stop Here (50 points) | Score 8000 points in Death Race.
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| Whoops (20 points) | Perform 5 suicides.
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