| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Word from our Sponsor | Read twelve advertisements. | 25
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| Cat Chat Is Canceled | Beat the Cat Chat boss. | 25
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| Crank It! | Keep a 8.0 or higher score mult for an entire loop. | 50
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| Game On | Find the actual Game Type shooter game. | 25
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| Get A Grip | Kill ten evil game controllers. | 100
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| Get To The Points | Score 100,000,000 points. | 50
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| Getting Loopy | Reach Loop 10. | 100
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| Know Your History | Find and read the artistic Statement. | 25
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| Loop Master General | Reach Loop 20. | 100
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| Loop de Loop | Reach Loop 5. | 100
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| Milk That Money | Keep the same money on screen for thirty seconds. | 100
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| Power Up! | Max out your gun powers. | 25
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| R.I.P. | Destroy hundred gravestones. | 100
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| Radio In My Games | Listen to the radio while playing your MediaBall. | 25
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| She Shoots She Scores | Score 200,000,000 points. | 100
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| Show Me The Monies | Get hundred monies onscreen at once. | 50
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