| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| And you know | Finish the game. | 50
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| Better than memory | Find all story memos. | 70
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| Black out | Find all photo pieces. | 70
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| Calaveras lottery | Use three mystery vials. | 70
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| Curious One | Open the mysterious barrel. | 30
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| Demolition | Destroy ten vehicles. | 50
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| Half metal jacket | Kill ten enemies with reflected bullets. | 70
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| Knock knock | Kill twenty enemies with a door. | 30
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| No time to bleed | Finished the game on No chance difficutly. | 100
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| Now the real game begins | Finish Part I. | 30
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| Now you really know | Finish the game on Hardcore difficulty. | 80
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| Party hard | Try every stimulant possible. | 70
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| Play my mixtape | Play all special tracks. | 70
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| Revenge | Kill 300 cartel thugs. | 50
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| Smokin! | Kill twenty enemies with fire thorns. | 30
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| That's gonna leave a mark | Endure fifty burro kicks. | 50
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| You can be trusted | Finish the tutorial. | 30
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| You only die once | Finish "Rave" without dying. | 50
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