| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Angelic | Get the Angel ending. | 50
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| Antique Watch | Complete the treasure storyline. | 20
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| Bad deeds | Reach minimum karma. | 30
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| Devilish | Get the Devil ending. | 50
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| Double trouble | Complete the Jessie and Bessie storyline. | 20
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| Envy | Complete the Star storyline. | 20
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| For science! | Complete Crossley's storyline. | 20
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| Gluttony | Complete the Sheriff storyline. | 20
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| Good deeds | Reach max Karma. | 30
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| Greed | Complete the Mayor storyline. | 20
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| Hardcore! | Complete the game in Hardcore mode. | 100
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| Helping hand | Donate to the food bank. | 10
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| Hoopin' | Score five baskets. | 10
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| Lust | Complete the Lawrence storyline. | 20
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| Meow | Pet the cat. | 10
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| Money Bags | Have $4000 in your wallet. | 20
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| New Game+ | Complete the game in New Game+ mode. | 100
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| Please don't do that | Spit in ten burgers at the burger bar. | 10
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| Pride | Complete the Burt storyline. | 20
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| Salty | Listen to all of the fisherman's tale. | 20
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| Sign of the times | Set the Riverport sign to something other than BURT. | 10
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| Sloth | Complete the Kyle storyline. | 20
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| Spood! | Find the secret spider. | 30
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| Storyteller | Read every bedtime story. | 20
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| Super Surgeon | Earn the max rank at the surgery. | 30
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| Taste Admiral | Earn the max rank at the burger bar. | 30
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| The Real Deal | Get all four endings. | 120
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| The end? | Saw one of the four different endings. | 50
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| Welcome to your new life | Killed Bobby and started your life of crime. | 10
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| Wrote the book | Collect all the lost pages. | 30
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| Wrote the word | Collect your first lost page. | 20
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| You are the seventh | Kill Bruce. | 30
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