| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| 100% BEEF | Make 4 hamburgers. | 50
|
| 13th Deer | View the average everyday ending. | 70
|
| Big Time Monkey | Defeat Big Time Monkey. | 70
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| Counting Sheep | Defeat a total of 100 sheep. | 70
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| Dead or Deer | Turn a total of 10 humans into deer. | 70
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| Deer-hunting | Acquire a total of 30 weapons. | 30
|
| Dunkleosteus | Defeat the Giant Fish. | 70
|
| Genius | Clear the Animal Puzzle. | 50
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| God Disguised as a Cow | Ride the Cow. | 30
|
| I am Deeeer. | Unlock all achievements. | 100
|
| Kept You Waiting? | Ride Metal Deer. | 70
|
| Like a Truck | Defeat the Giant Koala. | 70
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| Rhinosaber | Defeat all the Rhinos. | 30
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| Self-sacrifice | Get hit by a truck. | 30
|
| The Divine Move | Win at Cowthello. | 50
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| The Trudeer Show | View the true ending. | 70
|
| Town Musicians of Bremen | Defeat DOGGO. | 70
|