| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A Tale of Two Endings ( 25 points ) | Watch Both Game Endings.
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| A True Hero ( 30 points ) | Reach Level 20.
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| Death of a Penguin ( 15 points ) | Kill the Evil Nun.
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| Dispenser of Justice ( 25 points ) | Kill 3000 Enemies.
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| Konichiwa ( 10 points ) | Learn to Speak Japanese.
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| Mystic Transport ( 15 points ) | Discover all 44 Teleporting Outhouses.
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| Orque Impostor ( 10 points ) | Convince an Orque Guard you are an Orque.
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| Primp V.I.P. ( 10 points ) | See all 20 of Madame Primp's Outfits.
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| Raise Your Mast ( 10 points ) | Go Sailing in a Pirate Ship.
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| Ruin Christmas ( 20 points ) | Kill Santa Claus.
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| To Serve Man ( 20 points ) | Kill Wortten.
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| Well Educated ( 10 points ) | Get an Engineering Degree.
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