| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Creamed Corn | Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed. | 10
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| Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies | Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only) | 15
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| Embrace Impermanence | Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse. | 10
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| Fire In The Hole | All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite. | 10
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| Hazardous Work Environment | Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo. | 10
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| Remorse | Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop. | 5
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| Royal Buffet | Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon. | 10
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| Shoplifting | Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop. | 5
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| Smells Like Team Spirit | Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once. | 10
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| Such Bad Children | Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits. | 10
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| The Whole Story | Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only) | 40
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| To Soothe A Savage Beast | Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court. | 10
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| Walk Like An Adventurer | Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph. | 10
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| Weight of the Beast | Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666. | 10
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| Well Done | Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath. | 10
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| What You Always Wanted | Reached the bottom of The Cave. | 25
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| Who Wants to Live Forever | Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once. | 40
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| Win-win-win-win-win-win-win | Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only) | 40
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