| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Air Freshener | Eat 100 Meat Pies. | Silver
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| Civil War | Get hit by a seagull while playing as a seagull. | Silver
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| Don't Make Me Hate The Game | Win fifty matches of Pro Jank Footy. | Gold
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| Dynasty | Complete a Season of Pro Jank Footy without conceding a single quarter. | Silver
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| Father's Day | Win a match with Someone's Dad. | Bronze
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| Full Bin | Win a match by only collecting rubbish. | Silver
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| Full Tummy | Eat ten Meat Pies in a single match. | Bronze
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| Gambling Sucks | Lose score with Spin the Wheel. | Silver
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| Golden Goal | Win a match by kicking the golden goal. | Bronze
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| Heating Up | Score hundred goals. | Silver
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| I Don't Like Competition | Play the Kick to Kick mode. | Bronze
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| I Don't Like Fun | Win a match of Normal Footy. | Bronze
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| Jank Division | Win a match of Pro Jank Footy. | Bronze
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| Late Night Shopping | Tackle a shopping trolley. | Bronze
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| Losing Is Fun | Win a match with the lower score. | Bronze
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| Never Picking That Again | Finish a match with the Sore Neck power. | Silver
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| On A Roll | Win ten matches of Pro Jank Footy. | Bronze
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| On Target | Score a goal. | Bronze
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| Only Footy Is The Winner | Finish a match in a darw. | Bronze
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| Pro Jank Champion | Complete a Season of Pro Jank Footy. | Bronze
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| Pro Jank Slam | Win a match without scoring a goal or behind. | Silver
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| Record Breaker | Score more than 239 points in a match. | Silver
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| Royal Show | Get Lolly Bag, Shopping Bag and Showbag in a single match. | Silver
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| Scratched My Car | Hit a Shopping Trolley with Dad's Car. | Silver
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| Sharpshooter | Hit the goalpost ten times in a single match. | Bronze
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| So Close, So Far | Lose the final match in Season Mode. | Silver
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| Stop! Stop! They're Already Dead | Win a match by hundred points. | Silver
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| Storm The Oval | Score thousand goals. | Gold
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| Super Friends | Have every superstar player on your team during a single match. | Gold
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| That's Enough Of That | Complete all achievements. | Platinum
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| They're All The Same | Complete a match of Pro Jank Footy with every team. | Gold
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| What Game Is This? | Win a match playing a different game. | Bronze
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