| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| 401(K.O.) | Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down. | Bronze
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| A Center for Ants? | Interact with the shrunken shrink house. | Silver
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| Beauty, Fitness, Mindfulness & Meditation | Sit through the entire yoga session. | Silver
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| Black Market | Find the shady merchant. | Silver
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| Cannibanana | Lick a banana as an Abominana. | Bronze
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| Car Cave | Find the secret garage. | Silver
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| Certified Fresh | Find all movie tapes. | Silver
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| Club Mohair | Enter the super secret container rave. | Silver
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| Covert Consortium | Goat Castle - Reach C Tier. | Bronze
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| Crocsquatch | Give Big Foot some shoes. | Bronze
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| Daredevil | Jump off all Ramps. | Silver
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| Don't touch the servers | You touched the servers. | Gold
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| Egg Simulator | Become an Egg. | Silver
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| Forgotten Sorority | Goat Castle - Reach F Tier. | Bronze
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| French Fika | Lick the croissant. | Bronze
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| G.O.A.T | Unlock all the trophies. | Platinum
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| Goat Queen | Become Queen of all the goats. | Gold
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| I Watched the Intro | Sit through the intro. | Bronze
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| Into the Matrix | Find the trainstation. | Bronze
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| Move! That! Bus! | Redecorate the entire Goat Castle. | Silver
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| Nasty! | Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot. | Bronze
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| New Goat Order | Goat Castle - Reach S Tier. | Bronze
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| Private Club | Goat Castle - Reach E Tier. | Bronze
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| Raider of the Lost Parking Garage | Find the perfectly round boulder. | Bronze
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| Reach the Stratosphere | Get flung out of the map. | Bronze
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| Real Buoy | Make like Pinocchio and get eaten! | Bronze
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| Rogue Guild | Goat Castle - Reach D Tier. | Bronze
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| San Angora: Become Human | Unlock the Capra Erectus. | Silver
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| Secret Society | Goat Castle - Reach B Tier. | Bronze
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| Shadow Syndicate | Goat Castle - Reach A Tier. | Bronze
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| Streaking | Run naked on the football field. | Bronze
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| Synchronization Complete | Synchronize with all the Goat Towers. | Bronze
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| Try Hard 2 | Find all Trinkets. | Gold
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| Welcome to Earth | Start the Alien invasion. | Bronze
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| What a Waste of Money | Buy the Gators shoes. | Bronze
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| Where is It? | Find That clown. | Bronze
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| Who Baywatches the Baywatch? | Run on the beach in slow motion. | Bronze
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| You Trusted Your Instincts | Complete all Instincts. | Bronze
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