| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Average Joe | Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character. | Bronze
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| Awoo! | Get three stars with Nicole | Silver
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| Bytes all over you! | Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A. | Gold
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| Careful with the claws | Get a massagy with Nicole | Bronze
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| Don't put your massage in crazy, man | Get three stars with Janein | Silver
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| Duck killed! | Get killed by Nicole | Silver
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| Expert Datemeister | Date all dates! | Bronze
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| Gotta love these app features | Get a massagy with Martha | Bronze
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| Hackerbruh! | Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A | Gold
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| How does this even work? | Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye | Bronze
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| I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! | Unlock all the trophies! | Platinum
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| I hope that's ectoplasm | Get three stars with Anne | Silver
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| It hurts so gooood... | Get a massagy with Janein | Bronze
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| It's something... | Get two stars in any date. | Silver
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| Moooom! Somebody likes me! | Match a date on Linger | Gold
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| Moooossagy! | Get three stars with Dorothy | Silver
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| Mother trucker! | Get three stars with Martha | Silver
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| Nope! | Reject a date on Linger! | Bronze
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| Poking around | Tap the Mayonnaise | Bronze
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| Proud of your job! | Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date. | Silver
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| Real people are overrated | Get three stars with Papu-Aiye | Silver
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| Slippery everywhere | Get a massagy with Mayo | Bronze
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| Smooth Criminal | Get three stars with all dates! | Gold
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| Sugar daddy time! | Get three stars with Sarah | Silver
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| That's... a lot of toys | Get a massagy with Sarah | Bronze
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| Tutorial with a happy ending | Get a massagy with Rial | Bronze
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| Watch the cholesterol | Get three stars with Mayo | Silver
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| What a dairy experience | Get a massagy with Dorothy | Bronze
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| Who you gonna massage? | Get a massagy with Anne | Bronze
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| Yo, where's your mojo? | Fail 10 dates. | Bronze
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| You beat the Tuto-Rial! | Get three stars with Rial | Silver
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| You blew it! | Fail any date | Bronze
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| You win some, you lose some! | Fail 5 dates. | Bronze
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| You'll be alone forever... | Fail 20 dates. | Gold
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