| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| #Hashtag | Found every hashtag | Gold
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| ...Then Blew It Up (secret) | Blew up Tony | Bronze
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| All In A Day's Work | Completed Level 6 | Silver
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| Bad Everything Day | Completed Level 3 | Silver
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| Blink 2000 Times For Yes | Blinked 2000 times | Bronze
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| Bronze Before Brains | Got bronze or higher on every time trial | Bronze
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| Carpoolin' | Completed Level 4 | Silver
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| Character-Driven Story | Watched all cinematics without skipping | Bronze
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| Feces Happen | Completed Level 1 | Silver
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| Golden Furniture | Got gold on every time trial | Gold
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| Good Job, Sam! | Completed Story Mode Single Player | Gold
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| Good Job, Sams! | Completed Story Mode Co-Op | Gold
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| Hippie Boy (secret) | Went to work without shoes | Bronze
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| HOLY FECES! | Unlock all the Trophies in Manual Samuel | Platinum
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| Made Tony Open A Cafe... (secret) | Tipped Tony | Bronze
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| No Child Left Behind | Completed Level 7 | Silver
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| No Refunds! | Completed Level 8 | Gold
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| Ok Papa | Completed Level 5 | Silver
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| Piss Perfect (secret) | Made no stains on yourself | Bronze
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| Robocorpse | Killed every robot | Silver
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| Silver Spoon In His Mouth | Got silver or higher on every time trial | Silver
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| Skip Right To The Action (secret) | Skipped a cinematic | Bronze
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| Slow Down Dude! | Drove 150 km per hour | Bronze
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| Stairway To The Living Room (secret) | Didn't fall down the stairs | Bronze
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| Take My Breath Away | Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times | Gold
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| To Hell With Hell | Completed Level 2 | Silver
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| Treat Yourself Twice A Day | Drank two cups of coffee | Silver
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| Wordsmith | Spoke perfectly | Bronze
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