| Trophy | How to unlock
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| A Challenger Appears (Bronze) | Complete 10 challenges.
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| Certifiably Insane (Gold) | Complete all 101 challenges.
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| Cloth Touch (Bronze) | Gain Second Wind after over two minutes in Arcade Mode.
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| Hemisphere (Silver) | Complete 50 challenges.
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| Karoshi (Bronze) | Die in under one second in Arcade Mode.
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| Mad Nauseum (Silver) | Play the game for an accumulated 2 hours.
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| Maddict (Bronze) | Play the game for an accumulated 30 minutes.
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| Minuteman (Bronze) | Survive 60 seconds in Arcade Mode.
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| Oddly Specific (Bronze) | Die between 167:46 and 168:37 seconds in Arcade Mode.
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| Quarter Past (Bronze) | Complete 25 challenges.
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| Song 2 (Bronze) | Survive 2 minutes 2 seconds in Arcade Mode.
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| The Circle Is A Metaphor (Bronze) | Survive 30 seconds in Arcade Mode.
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| Trophy Not Found (Silver) | Survive 404 seconds in Arcade Mode.
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